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Ways to annoy Romano: 1.Throw potatoes at him and yell "EAT SOME FUCKING POTATOES BITCH!" 2.Tell him that the turtles are attacking. 3.Be German. 4.Say that Germany loves Italy. 5.Hug him. 6.Steal all his tomatoes 7.Push him and Spain together and make them kiss. 8.Ask him if he is in the mafia, 9.Be Germany. 10.Know Germany. 11. Worship the DOITSU. 12. Ask him how Spain's dick is. 13. Tell him to play Stayin' Alive by Bee Gees at your funeral. 14: Ask him how Germany's dick is.

Russia x Chubby Reader ~ Afternoon Cuddles one shot. You are (first name) (last name), proud wife of Ivan fucking Braginsky. You are a little thicker than most women but that just made Ivan love you even more. You are very beautiful with (eye color) eyes, (hair length), (hair color) hair with (skin tone) skin. You worked as a writer at home. You were in the kitchen,you look at the clock as it read 6:30. You thought 'Oh! Ivan should be home soon!!', you giggled to yourself. You were certainly making some baked chicken with mashed potatoes for supper. You being (First name) fucking (last name) had to turn on Amazing by Hi Fashion (AN: this son

Ciel x reader CRACK You and Ciel are having a sleep over and it is around 5p.m and you both hear Sebastian sing. "Cat.I'm a kitty cat,and I dance dance dance, and I dance dance dance~ Cat.I'm kitty cat,and I meow meow meow,and I meow meow meow~ I say sexy things to myself while I am dancing~ Cat.I'm kitty cat, and I boop boop boop de de bee bop bop~" You looked at Ciel with a O___O face but you saw him doing this. "Bitch please I am awesome" He saw dancing and singing some thing? Then Finny ran in yelling. "I KISSED CIEL AND HE LIKED IT!!!" Ciel stopped dancing and hugged Finny. "Yus I did " Then you said. "What bout the french fries?" In

Ways to annoy 2p America: 1. Donald Trump. 2. Seduce him and then leave. 3. Tell him eggs are chicken abortions. 4. Make him call you daddy. 5. Be Canadian. 6.Side with James all the time. 7. Instead of Jones call him Jonas on 'accident'. 8. Scream Abba lyrics all the time. 9. Tell Oliver about his porn stash. 10. We all know Allen has a porn stash.

Ways to annoy Ciel Phantomhive: 1.Be Alois Trancy. 2. Know Alois. 3. Look like Alois. 4. Embarrass him a lot in front of Sebastian. 5. Claude. 6. Call him shortie. 7. Be him. 8. Walk in dressed as Undertaker. 9. Witch doctor. 10. Noah's Arc Circus.

WAYS TO ANNOY THE AXIS POWERS 1.Steal all of Italy's pasta and replace it with a banana. 2.miss training with Germany and when he asks what you didn't show say "I was watching germany x italy hard yaoi all day" 3.Sing any song in an annoying pitch when around Japan (make sure the song is a Japanesse song *I don't know how to fucking spell it* ) 4.Steal all there cloths. 5. Tell Russia that the axis is bout to invade him so he (Russia) should invade first.6.Call Germany "potato eating bastard" with south Italy and throw tacos at Germany. 7.Give Italy the "talk" and tell Germany that you did. 8.Make pasta with 2p Italy and then give it to Germa

WAYS TO ANNOY DEATH THE KID AND BLACK STAR 1.For Kid move everything 2 inches to the left ( or right) 2.For Kid (again) mess up everything 3.For Black Star tell him he isn't the best and that Soul is 4.For Black Star (again) try your best to beat him and when you do keep telling him that you beat him and him will never be a god 5.For Kid dye his hair pink (and same for Black Star) 6.For both smack cam and use pudding but make it look like crap 7.For Kid remind him bout the time he forgot to fold to toilet paper 8.For Black Star during a fight poke him and no matter what don't stop poking him.

 WAYS TO ANNOY PEOPLE AT WALMART 1.Yell at everybody saying "GAYYYYYYY" 2.Sing dude looks like a lady at every guy and make sure they heard it (me and my cousin did this one every time we singed that song a random guy would come up near us and we where singing that cause of Deidara from Naruto)3.Throw random stuff(like pads and stuff like that) at guys or girls then yell (if you are a guy this works a whole lot better)"DAMN IT THAT IS FOR ME NOT YOU"and point at that person 4.Run around yelling"MY NINJA CLAN MY NINJA CLAN HERE WE...DAMN IT NOT SAS-GAY" and point at an emo guy (I am emo so this will be weird for me) 5.Smack cam an person with

  WAYS TO ANNOY MADARA UCHIHA 1.Be like Tobi not Obito but the funny loving Tobi we all know and love 2.Call him old 3.(if girl but better if guy)Throw Pads and bras at him when every him walks though the door 4.Ask him how his little brother is (sorry I forgot his name)5.Be like Guy and Lee with all the youth stuff and then make fun of him being old 6.Put him in a closet with you and Tobirama 7.Act like and cuss like Hidan then when Madara gets mad act like little Sasuke or Itachi 8.Kiss him in pubilc then yell "AHH OLD MAN KISSED ME "then run faster then the speed of light 9.Train with him then say"umm... can you explain the whole 4 ye

   WAYS TO ANNOY SASORI 1.Tape a graphic pic of deidara x sasori on his back 2.Steal all his puppets and piant them pink 3.When him and deidara are fighting bout art take deidara's side or just say "NO ART IS YOUR MOM"when ever you see them 4.Steal all of kakuzu's money everyday and spend it and tell kakuzu that it was sasori but when they find out it was you run and never stop running EVER 5.Everytime you see sasori slap him and ask if it hurt when he says no blow him p XD 6.Tell leader that sasori kissed konan and again like #4 run 7.Show him sasori x sakura and sasori x hidan lemons 8.Pants him in front of the whole akatsuki 9.When ever he